It's a Nose Thing

Found HERE

Harry Potter and The Perceived Uneducated Americans

Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us Americans are too dumb to understand the word philosopher: 

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place
Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man
Harry Potter and The Hot Cup
Harry Potter and The Bird Club
Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood
Harry Potter and Death

Found HERE

Priorities

Found HERE

You still have 12 days to enter the drawing!

12 days, 6 hours at the time of this post. For just $1, you can enter your name to win the super-spiffy Skiving Snack box tee from HotTopic for yourself or a loved one. 

No, HT is not paying me to do this, I just really love holding prize drawings and contests. :)

Official rules and how-to found HERE

It's WHAT?!

Oh my giddy aunt, I need to know who captioned this...

We Pimpin'

Credit on right side

He said what?!

Credit in right side

World of Pottercraft

Found HERE

PRIZE DRAWING: Skiving Snackbox T-Shirt!

Hey there witches and wizards! Now that the blog has grown to nearly 200 followers, I've decided to do something special for all of you. This awesome t-shirt will be up for grabs for the next two weeks (there is an official ticker to count down the drawing in the top left corner of SHP):

How it Works:

To enter your name in for a chance to win the shirt (a $23.50 USD value),

click on the "Enter the Drawing" button below to make a donation of $1.00 USD.
(If you do not have PayPal, remember - it's Free to make an account)

At the end of two weeks, I'll be going old school and writing all your names on

scraps of paper and pulling one out of a hat. If you enter more than once, I write your 

name more than once (I'm not going to cheat; Hermione Scout's honour.)

*Donating more than $1.00 DOES NOT increase chances of winning.

*Limit THREE entries person. If you enter more than three times, your

entry fee WILL NOT be returned.

The Dark Lord of Art Class

Found HERE

Was that pencil a Horcrux?!

If Samuel L. Jackson visited Hogwarts

Found HERE

Working Hogwarts into Everyday Conversations

Found HERE

Owl Post

Found HERE

There is now a "SHP Contest Hall of Fame"

If you have won any prizes from the contests I've been running, your user name, prize, and contest entry are now listed in the Hall of Fame.


You lads and lasses make me smile all the time; I just hope I make you smile as well.


-Sabrieth

Renaming Contest Winner is...

Mark L.!!!

Congratulations to Mark for his awesome submission:

Year 1: Harry Potter and the Lengthy Back-Story

Year 2: Harry Potter and the Significant Lack of Search Engines in the Wizarding World

Year 3: Harry Potter and the Godfather, Part 1

Year 4: Harry Potter and the Near-Lethal Amount of Procrastination

Year 5: Harry Potter and the Fat, Pink, Pain in the Ass

Year 6: Harry Potter and the Spoiler Alert

Year 7: Harry Potter and Inevitable "I Would Have Been Your Daddy" Joke

To check out prizes that may be up for grabs in future contests, click HERE. 

Desperate House-Elves

Found HERE

No caption can do this Gif justice...

Credit Needed

Oh no he didn't!

Found HERE

Take all the...

Found HERE

Oh, my irrational love of this meme...

All the things!

Found HERE

Found HERE

Potterhead Love is a Beautiful Thing

Wheel of Death Eaters

Found HERE

I feel bad for the Boggart

Found HERE

He looks scared... no wonder he married her.

Found HERE

Waddup?

Found HERE

(Credit Needed)

Occupy Hogwarts?

Found HERE

This wizard's marked by lightening...

Found HERE

Accio Junk Food!

Found HERE

Bibles

Credit Needed

Completely Accurate

Found HERE

Socially Awkward Voldy

Found on voldemortoutbitches.tumblr

Toaster Strudel

Sexy Georges

Like a pig f... what?

Found HERE

Disney-Potter Cross-Over

Found HERE

Accio Printer?

Found HERE

Ole!

Found HERE

No Post

Found HERE

My apologies for the lack of posts yesterday; my household lost one of its furry friends to cancer last night, so I was too worn out to post.

In regards to the Renaming Contest:

If you fill my Submission box with dick jokes, you will be labeled as a spammer. Sorry, but "Harry Potter and the Boner" is not the height of comedy.

New Contest! 10-11-2011 - ???

Even though I've only received four suggestions, I've decided that Peachfeet had the idea I was looking for. And the contest is...

Harry Potter and the Renamed Books Challenge

It's pretty simple. Come up with alternative, funny titles for books 1-7, send me an email with your Submission! (Yes, you need to do all 7.)

This time I'm not going to announce the prize, since I think that takes away some of the fun. 

Here are a few example titles to get you started:

Harry Potter and the Diction Police ("It's Levi-O-sa, not Levio-sah!")

Harry Potter and the Chicken Massacre 

Harry Potter and the Great Rat Caper 

Do Not post your submissions as a comment. 

Use the Submission page. 

Firework

Found HERE

Hipster Dumbles

Found HERE

Your Mother's Eyes

Found HERE

When you give a nerd a Victory

Found HERE

Who wants another contest?

I've noticed things have been a little slow in here, so if you think we need another contest, let me know in the comments. You may even get a prize if you suggest a really good contest idea while you're at it. ;)


-Sab

Perfect Excuse

Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?

Draco: So it's true then. What they're saying on the train. Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.

Voldemort: Why do you live?

.Gif Found HERE

Mean Girls Treatment: Voldemort

Found HERE

Wizards of the Carribean